Tell me if you guys think this is unfair:
two people are having a poke war on facebook. Winner gets a large Ice Capp. This has been going on since August or so.
The one person pokes the other person, then blocks them on facebook, and then shows up at school going ‘LOL WHERE’S MY ICE CAPP AHAHAHAHAHA I WON’
but the other person DID NOT in fact receive the poke, because their opponent blocked them.
and yet they still claim to have won.
That, my friends, is what is called cheating.
I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.
Jorge Luis Borges (via serialstranger)
(Source: skogstrollet)
Umi-bōzu are giant black bulbous beings that live in the sea. Sometimes they have glowing eyes and a beak, and other times they have no facial features at all. To survive an umi-bōzu encounter at sea, one should remain quiet and look in the opposite direction. Speaking or looking at the creature may send it into a rage — and that usually ends in tragedy.
